Aarhus University
There is great chance that at one point in your life somebody has called you a hippie. If that is not the case, you have probably been characterized as a bit of a nerd. Nobelparken is your second home. You spend your Fridays at the "Fredagsbar" and you rarely make it downtown since the drinking begins around noon.
If anyone shows up wearing anything fancier than a sweater you give them "the look" and automatically assume that it is a BSS student that is lost.
If anyone shows up wearing anything fancier than a sweater you give them "the look" and automatically assume that it is a BSS student that is lost.
Aarhus University - BSS
You care about your looks - not that you are superficial, but you believe that first impressions are everything. When you are not paying attention at lectures you are day dreaming about your first/next car, is it gonna be an Audi?
You refuse to acknowledge that BSS is a part of the university as a whole. BSS is not just another department, it is a lifestyle. For the same reason you do not identify with all types of students at BSS - only the ones that walk the BSS halls or have the word "business" in their degree. It is as simple as that.
In the soon coming independence war they will have nothing to do with you - once BSS becomes Aarhus School of Business as it truly is (and Klubben will be back every Thursday).
Suckers!
You refuse to acknowledge that BSS is a part of the university as a whole. BSS is not just another department, it is a lifestyle. For the same reason you do not identify with all types of students at BSS - only the ones that walk the BSS halls or have the word "business" in their degree. It is as simple as that.
In the soon coming independence war they will have nothing to do with you - once BSS becomes Aarhus School of Business as it truly is (and Klubben will be back every Thursday).
Suckers!
Aarhus University - Herning
When you first realized that your degree was taught ONLY in Herning, you were mildly speaking horrified. But after having spent some time in Herning you found it to be not that bad. You find yourself thinking of Herning as a big city until you realize how stupid that sounds.
But hey, if Coldplay were here it cannot be the end of the world. Right?
But hey, if Coldplay were here it cannot be the end of the world. Right?
TEKO
You are probably a girl. You probably spend a lot of time on fashion blogs.
Aalborg University
You are here for one of three reasons:
1. You were born in the area and couldn't imagine leaving
2. This is where you were accepted to
3. You want to be close to the annual carnival
4. You heard that Aalborg values group work - and since that is how you got through high school you thought this would save you. But guess what, university group work is different
1. You were born in the area and couldn't imagine leaving
2. This is where you were accepted to
3. You want to be close to the annual carnival
4. You heard that Aalborg values group work - and since that is how you got through high school you thought this would save you. But guess what, university group work is different
University of Southern Denmark
You are here for one of the following reasons:
1. You found this interesting degree with a name that is longer than what normal people can remember. And it is only offered here
2. You don't really know what you're doing in life
3. You hate Copenhagen
4. You're a med-student with an average of less than 12
1. You found this interesting degree with a name that is longer than what normal people can remember. And it is only offered here
2. You don't really know what you're doing in life
3. You hate Copenhagen
4. You're a med-student with an average of less than 12
University of Copenhagen
When you applied you thought like: anywhere else than Copenhagen? No way! Denmark IS Copenhagen. You find a great deal of identify in your faculty and have little if not no idea what's going on in other departments. You know about the gender distribution in the other faculties though - that is like necessary knowledge when picking which party to crash. Sausage fest! Haha not. If you're a girl you probably like going to cafés.
CBS
You use every opportunity to correct people when they falsely indicate that you are studying at the university. No no! You are a student of the only real business school in Denmark (and proud of it babe!)
You never miss a chance to suit up and your spare time is spent planning your next ski trip - is it gonna be Val Thorens again? You also spend time promoting your latest (highly relevant!) student job on LinkedIn or just updating all your endorsements and adding skills.
You never miss a chance to suit up and your spare time is spent planning your next ski trip - is it gonna be Val Thorens again? You also spend time promoting your latest (highly relevant!) student job on LinkedIn or just updating all your endorsements and adding skills.
RUC
You are here for one or more of the following reasons:
1. You don't know what you are doing
2. You didn't get accepted to your dream degree
3. You don't really care what you are doing
4. This is not the first time you start a degree
5. You hold a grudge against the University of Copenhagen
1. You don't know what you are doing
2. You didn't get accepted to your dream degree
3. You don't really care what you are doing
4. This is not the first time you start a degree
5. You hold a grudge against the University of Copenhagen
In case you were wondering, this is not serious.
I respect all the above mentioned institutions.
Now that you know that, enjoy!
Now that you know that, enjoy!
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