(destinations in Europe. If you leave Europe you're fancy huh)
Sweden + Norway (1)
You are too cool for school! Southern Europe? No that's for the masses
You are better than them, because you re going hiking with a million mosquitoes
You are too cool for school! Southern Europe? No that's for the masses
You are better than them, because you re going hiking with a million mosquitoes
Germany (2)
Berlin: yeah - a place where its okay to know no German at all. also you were gonna see the culture and interesting heritage of east vs west Berlin but when you learned how big and cheap cocktails are, hello mr. Pubcrawl
The rest of Germany:
You are here for a reason. Or you're a German fanatic. In both cases you probably speak German.
Berlin: yeah - a place where its okay to know no German at all. also you were gonna see the culture and interesting heritage of east vs west Berlin but when you learned how big and cheap cocktails are, hello mr. Pubcrawl
The rest of Germany:
You are here for a reason. Or you're a German fanatic. In both cases you probably speak German.
Amsterdam (3)
You are here for two reasons: weed and Red Light District.
When people such as your parents ask what the purpose of the trip is, you tell them that your friends agreed on the destination and that you are just gonna "hang out".
You are here for two reasons: weed and Red Light District.
When people such as your parents ask what the purpose of the trip is, you tell them that your friends agreed on the destination and that you are just gonna "hang out".
Paris (4)
Everybody says it's romantic. That's what you want. When you realize the city smells like pee you don't understand. Romantic as in.. golden showers?
Everybody says it's romantic. That's what you want. When you realize the city smells like pee you don't understand. Romantic as in.. golden showers?
Sunny beach (5)
You only know of Bulgaria because of Sunny beach. actually for a long time you didn't know that Sunny beach was in Bulgaria. Your english could be better but you know all the right terms in the areas of drinking, tanning and sex. All you want is booze and going out. If you re a girl, that is probably not your real hair color. If you re a guy, you have at least one drunken tattoo.
Klamydia is more the rule than the exception but you are also open to try more exotic STD's.
You only know of Bulgaria because of Sunny beach. actually for a long time you didn't know that Sunny beach was in Bulgaria. Your english could be better but you know all the right terms in the areas of drinking, tanning and sex. All you want is booze and going out. If you re a girl, that is probably not your real hair color. If you re a guy, you have at least one drunken tattoo.
Klamydia is more the rule than the exception but you are also open to try more exotic STD's.
Spanish islands (6)
You go the same place every year. But your spanish is still non-existent. You think you know how to say cerveza, but you re saying it wrong. they only understand because that is what you always order.
You go the same place every year. But your spanish is still non-existent. You think you know how to say cerveza, but you re saying it wrong. they only understand because that is what you always order.
Milano (7)
Fashion freaks. Fashionists. Fascists?
Fashion freaks. Fashionists. Fascists?
London (8)
You're not one for trying new things. But London is okay because they speak a language that you sort of understand. In your eyes London is exotic. Oh well..
You're not one for trying new things. But London is okay because they speak a language that you sort of understand. In your eyes London is exotic. Oh well..
Prague (9)
Alcoholic or fascinated with architecture. Or both.
Alcoholic or fascinated with architecture. Or both.
Eastern Europe (10)
You’re an adventurer!
You’re an adventurer!
Alanya (11)
Ignorant tanner - new generation Spanish islands. You couldn't possibly care less about where Alanya is. You know nothing about turkey. You do know Antalya though.. Because that's where the airport is.
Ignorant tanner - new generation Spanish islands. You couldn't possibly care less about where Alanya is. You know nothing about turkey. You do know Antalya though.. Because that's where the airport is.
Interrail (12)
You are a bit of a hipster aren’t ya? You travel to travel and have the "oh how it enriches my life” attitude. But really, you wanna go home and take a shower.
You are a bit of a hipster aren’t ya? You travel to travel and have the "oh how it enriches my life” attitude. But really, you wanna go home and take a shower.
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