Frequently asked questions about Denmark

1. Do you speak German??

2. What is a person from Denmark called?
A Dane, yes like the dog.

3. Is your language similar to German?
We don't think so.

4. So does the sun like never come up in winter?
Yes but it never visits so it might as well stay away

5.  You must have a lot of snow in winter?
No

6. Is everyone tall and blonde?
No but according to you then probably yes

7. Denmark. Uh, I have a brother/friend/boss who met a Danish girl once
oh REALLY, sarcasm alert

8. Does everyone speak English?
Sure

9. So why are you the happiest people in the world?
prozac

10. So you guys are like the vikings?
YES